The Lucky Star Lounge   
205A East Main Street
Front Royal, VA 22630
540-635-5297


540-635-5297
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Patrick, Trevor, Shawn or Lorena@
luckystarlounge@verizon.net
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Lorena               Shawn        
    Patrick        Trevor
Special Tribute Page from Patrick and Dewey Vaughan
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Trevor and son, Alejandro
Lucky Star Weekend Performances
2010 LSL Spokesperson,
Taps Wilhelm.
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Be sure to read the profile of
Sporty Dewhurst, Jr.
Ask Our Mixologist
about the
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from
Around the World
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Lucky Star Upcoming
Weekly Events
Monday Trivia Night
with LSL Day Manager and International Playboy
Emcee,Dewey Vaughan

Bar-B-Que Tuesday
Order up the Chef's Tuesday creative Bar-B-Que
specials and wash it down with your favorite
beverage

Thursday
Reward your tummy with the LSL original recipe
Crabcakes
Freshly made and ready to cause spontaneous
smiles and great joy

Live Music and
Extreme Pleasure
every
Monday through Saturday
It has been proven through diligent scientific
studies: looking like actor Donald Pleasance can
wrinkles around the eyes and ankles, improve
rhythm, improve color of the tongue and fingertips,
increase telepathic powers as well as many other
traits no one has thought of yet.
Try my new
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with a money back guarantee. If you are not 100%
pleased with this product I will personally
consider giving your money back less shipping
and handling.
The
Lucky
Star
Lounge
Open
Monday
through
Friday at
11 AM
and
1PM to
close
Saturday

We
offer
the
area's
tastiest
lunches
and
dinners
at a
great
price
and
always
feature
delicious
daily
specials
created
by the
area's
top
culinary
team.
Can the claims of thousands be
true? Has the fountain of youth
been found and put in a bottle?
"Me piden que haga un
dibujo de amor y voy a
sacar una enchilada."
Special offer for your immediate
order of
Look Like Donald
Pleasance Elixir
Buy One and Get Another at
Regular Price.
It's True and It Works!
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Offer Ends
August 22 at
midnight
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Mention The
Lucky Star
and get an
additional
junior size
bottle for half
price!
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The best lunches served delicious and fast
every day.




Let Shawn Patterson and Day Manager,
Dewey Vaughan put you into a delicious
new Lucky Star lunch.
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Friday Night,
September 3
T
he Beer Taps
" The So Long Jimmy Tour" Finale
LSL Interesting Person of the Week
"The Commish"
" As my time grinds to an end as the 'Most
Interesting Person' I wish to pay homage to Labor
Day recognizing those strong and faithful woman
who have gone through labor producing some of
the world's great humans. Thank you to the woman
who breathed and pushed through enormous pain
to bring forth cuddly little muffins like me to the
planet. I doff my hat and kneel in respect to glorious
females who maintain the human population on this
planet. Thanks to those who labor by keeping our
noses clean and our bottoms dry. Kudos to those
who labor with love preparing a hearty meal of
Spaghetti-O's or spinach or Rice Krispie Treats.
Ladies, Labor Day is for you. I hope that someday
men can experience the gift of birth. When it is
available I'll be first in line.
Yup, it's true. In about two weeks I'm changing the website, top to bottom.
Enjoy the Lucky Star delicious Saturday lunch and dinners specials
This person is obviously excited to
be visiting the Lucky Star Lounge
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Week's
Winner's
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an
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Lifetime
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THE
COMMISH
Seen and/ or Heard at or
Near the Lucky Star
Investigative Reports by B.G. Golightly LSL Staff Writer
Rumors Swirl as Belinda
Carlisle Seen Dancing
with LSL Co-Owner
80's rock and roll legend Belinda
Carlisle was seen having more than a
good time with Lucky Star Lounge
Co-Owner Patrick Patterson recently at
local disco club, El Amante de la Mano.
Patterson dated Carlisle prior to
meeting his current wife, Shawn Ann ,
during the early eighties.
The couple was spotted holding up
close and intimate chats throughout
the evening. Patterson reportedly
placed a donut in his mouth and
romantically transferred it to the ruby
red lips of Ms. Carlisle while dancing to
Boogie Nights amid the red, blue, green
and mirrored lighting effects swirling
around the dance floor.
The couple has a history of making
connection throughout the years, but
each denies meetings ever took place.
Several sightings have been reported
at local establishments. June, 1995 the
pair was seen leaving the Royal
Cinema in downtown Front Royal.
Carlisle's lipstick was reportedly
extremely smudge and Patterson had
a large purple mark on his neck.
Neither could offer details regarding
the movie Die Hard 3 which they were
seen not watching. Next, September
2002 the "couple was viewed floating
down the Shenandoah River in a
canoe.The couple apparently stopped
in Front Royal and had a "business
meeting" at the Cool Harbor Motel.
March, 2008 Carlisle flew into town to
allegedly inspect a sight for a possible
Go-Go's reunion concert. Patterson
guided her tour and they were seen
closely discussing tour details as they
wandered into the Skyline Caverns
arm and arm.
Carlisle and Patterson December 2009
The meeting in December of 2009
reportedly caused the most commotion
when the couple spent between six to
twelve hours in a limousine traveling
between Sonic Drive Ins in Frederick
County, Virginia.
Spokespersons for both denied this
rumour but that same day Patterson
was seen tossing a Sonic bag away
while sobbing and calling the name
Belinda into the evening sky.
When we contacted Shawn Patterson
she offered this explanation. " Well, I
know he and Belinda were an item, but
that's long over. I know they write on
the Facebook, but it's all in fun. He
likes to dance. I think the girl in the
picture is a girl from Luray. He said he
was giving a Rumba lesson to her. You
see, Patrick was a ballroom dance
instructor. As for the other times I put it
down to a pair of Patrick and Belinda
look-a-likes running around the area.
It's simply a case of mistaken identity.
When her husband was again
approach about the sighting at the
local disco he was on the phone.
Something quite revealing was
overheard as we stepped up.
These words may speak volumes,"
Pooh Pooh, I know you're a good
dancer. Mr. Skippy thinks you're the
best. Yes. Yes. Okay how about..." He
grew quiet when he noticed this
reporter standing next to him and hung
up the cell phone without a goodbye.
Trevor
The New Musical Creation
from Trevor Lipton
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and fantastic words to the hit
songs
The Lucky Star Lounge will take the
Labor Day Weekend off/ Saturday,
Sunday and Monday/
and operate
limited hours/ 4pm to close next week
returning all perky and rested
Monday September 13
I have a theme for my story today. Humility.
Recently I learned the true meaning of humility.
As the evening wore on a lonesome Friday
evening at the Drop In Café I sat alone at the end
of the bar sipping a Lagunitas IPA from a small
glass.
My wife was out of town with her book club on a
gambling trip to Atlantic City. My girlfriend was with
her daughter, Margarita, who was in the process of
giving birth to triplets.
My best buddy, Earl Swayback, was going to
church all week to prove to his wife that he had
changed and was a moral soul, not the drunken
cheater he actually was most of the time.
In the moment of self pity I was thinking poor poor
me. I'm a great guy. I'm fun. I can talk about
anything with any one. Why am I alone?
Then the epiphany came rolling through. Maybe I
should step back and re-access my situation. It is
quite possible I have spent so much time
swimming in lake me I failed to supply my friends
and loved ones with support. In my times of greed
and selfishness I was so consumed with myself
nothing else mattered. Now, the reality had
presented itself to me in the form of loneliness.
From across the room a tight bodied brunette
smiled at me. I waved her over. She was a nurse.
Baby send me to her doctor. We talked real close
for the rest of the evening buying each other small
beers.
When the bartender, Slim, began to shut her down
for the night this package of beauty ask me to
escort home. I looked at her, beautiful eyes
wrapped around my heart and tugged. Carol, I told
her, I am a married man. I have obligations. So I
must be home by noon tomorrow I promised my
wife I would clean the house.
And I did make it home, but it was really around
two and I got most of it clean, but I was satisfied I
had begun the process of being more thoughtful.
Finally, I am thinking of some one other than
myself.
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