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| Trevor and son, Alejandro |
| Lucky Star Weekend Performances |
| 2010 LSL Spokesperson, Taps Wilhelm. |
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| Lucky Star Upcoming Weekly Events Monday Trivia Night with LSL Day Manager and International Playboy Emcee,Dewey Vaughan Taco Tuesday Cinco de Sol Fuel your appetite and fill your "Sol" A thirst quenching Bucket O' Sol Beers for $15.00 with the purchase of the LSL Taco Tuesday Special Thursday Reward your tummy with the LSL original recipe Crabcakes Freshly made and ready to cause spontaneous smiles and great joy Live Music and Extreme Pleasure every Monday through Saturday |




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| The Lucky Star Lounge Open Monday through Friday at 11 AM and 1PM to close Saturday We offer the area's tastiest lunches and dinners at a great price and always feature delicious daily specials created by the area's top culinary team. |


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| Offer Ends February 6 at midnight Buy Now Mention The Lucky Star and get an additional junior size bottle for half price! |
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| The best lunches served delicious and fast every day. Let Shawn Patterson and Day Manager, Dewey Vaughan put you into a delicious new Lucky Star lunch. |
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| The Lucky Star Lounge We're Open and Ready to Amuse You Friday Night March 19th with Hot Sinamen New to the Lucky Star Line Up |

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| The whereabouts of famed Illuminati scientist and prop artist, Pumpkin Mike, for four hours Saturday remains a mystery. Pumpkin Mike also know as, Dazzling Mike, Mike the Switch, Lighting Guy Mike, Psychedelic Light Show Mike, Screaming Mike, Hey Mike and Pookie Bear Cuddly Poo Poo Mike reported to any one who would listen late Saturday that he was missing four hours. Witnesses reported seeing Mike during the times of 4:30 pm to 8:30pm. The problem, apparently Mike has six look-a-likes roaming the planet or he is able to be in at least six places at once. Bear with me as we examine the four confirmed sightings of Pumpkin Mike during the missing four hours. Sighting One: Witness, Jaime V. Front Royal, VA "I was bowling with my friends from dance class. We had just worked ourselves into a smooth sweat. You know, the kind where if you are holding someone and the sweat hasn't reached the BO stage yet so it's kind of a turn on. SO anyway, I was up. My friend, Chance, just bowled another |
| Pumpkin Mike unable to remember |

| Local Celebrity Missing Four Hours Pumpkin Mike's Strange Journey Reports Missing Kidney, Sore Nether Regions and Strange Tattoo Around Navel A Chat with Pumpkin Mike by Slip Witherspill |
| gutter ball. You know it doesn't matter. He is so cute when he hefts his balls down the bowling court. We just love to watch him. I looked up at the end of the alley. There before me was a very tall bearded gentleman dressed in flowing clothes, barefoot staring straight at me. As my ball drew closer to the gutter this man reached out and like straight out of a science fiction book he guided the ball straight into the pins. All but one fell, but this man calmly walked over and with a swift gesture of his finger the pin fell almost as in slow motion. I turned to my friends to see what their reaction was, they were frozen in time. No one of our group had ever knocked over all ten pins. |
| I asked them', Did you see that?" I was breathing so heavy I became quite excited, if you know what I mean. They saw the pins fall, but the mysterious handsome man in the flowing clothes was gone, no one but me had seen him. The way I know it was Pumpkin Mike is simple, as I turned around he smiled at me in in his hands he held a pumpkin, glowing and beautiful. I broke down in tears. Before I was coherent again he was gone. Needless to say I had to go home and there he was features on America's Most Wanted. Sighting Two: Witness, Lippy Knerphman Pittsburg, KS I was on my bike. Outside town ain't nothing but old chili cans, a few cigarette butts, dead trees and a small bar called Rat's Place. I pulled in the dirt lot, parked the bike and was headed in when a tall bearded man dressed in overalls, no shirt and sunglasses. How he saw things in the deep dark outside of town is a mystery to me. He spoke. I stopped in my tracks. 'Stay out of this place my friend.' I ask him why. He smiled and walked into the darkness of the night. I was stunned. ( to continue click the Pumpkin) |
| Pumpkin Mike's Journey through the Cosmos Causes Many Religious Leaders to Call for Sainthood or Something Like It, but Maybe Not Quite so Serious |

| Yup, it's true. In about two weeks I'm changiing the website, top to bottom. |
| Well I went to bed right after Dancing with the Stars the other night happy as a clam, clean and relaxed ready to slide these toes under my 300 thread count sheets. I was almost there. So close, in fact, I could smell the clean linen scent wrapping a seductive swirl around my nostrils. Phone rings. Phone rings. Phone rings. I answer. Guess who is going to be a grandfather? I'm too young to be a grandfather. I just met my daughter a few years ago. Mind you she is the spitting image of me. She's an attractive sort who took to the proper side of the gene pool. Twyla was on the other end of the phone. "Popsie, I'm with child." I grew quiet. "Who's the Dad? Is it whoesy whatsit? "Yes, it's Darren. Look Popsie he's got a good job." Yeah right I thought. He works part-time at Chuckie Cheese making pizzas. This guy is going to be the father. Holy crap. I hung up the phone all flushed. I looked into the mirror across the room, staring into my smooth creamy face thinking how I wasn't ready for this next movement in life. Twyla changed all that. I remember when we first met and I ask her about babies and her future she told me she'd probably never birth a child. There's no reason to do it she said. She's a good girl I thought. Maybe in a few years she'd be ready and I'd be ready and the whole world would be ready for another addition to the Wilhelm gene pool to live on the planet. I knew the fateful night Twyla ordered a cheese pizza from a rather dull square head man with a nervous twitch something was going to give. Twyla gave and what's done is done. I assume the child will be named Marlin Winsome Tapper Wilhelm unless Twyla decides to marry Darren and for that reason my phone will remain turned off for the next few weeks. Twyla and Darren Scudd Married March 5, 2010 Taps Wilhelm at the wedding |










