The Lucky Star Lounge 205A East Main Street Front Royal, VA 22630 540-635-5297 540-635-5297 |
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| Contact the Warren County Economic Development Authority and voice your support Without their help and guidance we would be without a home for our fine restaurant/lounge |
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| Lorena Shawn Patrick Trevor |



| Trevor and son, Alejandro |
| Lucky Star Weekend Performances |
| 2010 LSL Spokesperson, Taps Wilhelm. |
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| Lucky Star Upcoming Weekly Events Monday Trivia Night with LSL Day Manager and International Playboy Emcee,Dewey Vaughan Bar-B-Que Tuesday Order up the Chef's Tuesday creative Bar-B-Que specials and wash it down with your favorite beverage Thursday Reward your tummy with the LSL original recipe Crabcakes Freshly made and ready to cause spontaneous smiles and great joy Live Music and Extreme Pleasure every Monday through Saturday |



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| The Lucky Star Lounge Open Monday through Friday at 11 AM and 1PM to close Saturday We offer the area's tastiest lunches and dinners at a great price and always feature delicious daily specials created by the area's top culinary team. |


| Can the claims of thousands be true? Has the fountain of youth been found and put in a bottle? |

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| Offer Ends August 22 at midnight Buy Now Mention The Lucky Star and get an additional junior size bottle for half price! |
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| The best lunches served delicious and fast every day. Let Shawn Patterson and Day Manager, Dewey Vaughan put you into a delicious new Lucky Star lunch. |
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| LSL Interesting Person of the Week |
| "The Commish" |
| " As my time grinds to an end as the 'Most Interesting Person' I wish to pay homage to Labor Day recognizing those strong and faithful woman who have gone through labor producing some of the world's great humans. Thank you to the woman who breathed and pushed through enormous pain to bring forth cuddly little muffins like me to the planet. I doff my hat and kneel in respect to glorious females who maintain the human population on this planet. Thanks to those who labor by keeping our noses clean and our bottoms dry. Kudos to those who labor with love preparing a hearty meal of Spaghetti-O's or spinach or Rice Krispie Treats. Ladies, Labor Day is for you. I hope that someday men can experience the gift of birth. When it is available I'll be first in line. |
| Yup, it's true. In about two weeks I'm changing the website, top to bottom. |
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| Seen and/ or Heard at or Near the Lucky Star Investigative Reports by B.G. Golightly LSL Staff Writer |
| Rumors Swirl as Belinda Carlisle Seen Dancing with LSL Co-Owner |
| 80's rock and roll legend Belinda Carlisle was seen having more than a good time with Lucky Star Lounge Co-Owner Patrick Patterson recently at local disco club, El Amante de la Mano. Patterson dated Carlisle prior to meeting his current wife, Shawn Ann , during the early eighties. The couple was spotted holding up close and intimate chats throughout the evening. Patterson reportedly placed a donut in his mouth and romantically transferred it to the ruby red lips of Ms. Carlisle while dancing to |
| Boogie Nights amid the red, blue, green and mirrored lighting effects swirling around the dance floor. The couple has a history of making connection throughout the years, but each denies meetings ever took place. Several sightings have been reported at local establishments. June, 1995 the pair was seen leaving the Royal Cinema in downtown Front Royal. Carlisle's lipstick was reportedly extremely smudge and Patterson had a large purple mark on his neck. Neither could offer details regarding the movie Die Hard 3 which they were seen not watching. Next, September 2002 the "couple was viewed floating down the Shenandoah River in a canoe.The couple apparently stopped in Front Royal and had a "business meeting" at the Cool Harbor Motel. March, 2008 Carlisle flew into town to allegedly inspect a sight for a possible Go-Go's reunion concert. Patterson guided her tour and they were seen closely discussing tour details as they wandered into the Skyline Caverns arm and arm. |
| Carlisle and Patterson December 2009 |
| The meeting in December of 2009 reportedly caused the most commotion when the couple spent between six to twelve hours in a limousine traveling between Sonic Drive Ins in Frederick County, Virginia. Spokespersons for both denied this rumour but that same day Patterson was seen tossing a Sonic bag away while sobbing and calling the name Belinda into the evening sky. When we contacted Shawn Patterson she offered this explanation. " Well, I know he and Belinda were an item, but that's long over. I know they write on the Facebook, but it's all in fun. He likes to dance. I think the girl in the picture is a girl from Luray. He said he was giving a Rumba lesson to her. You see, Patrick was a ballroom dance instructor. As for the other times I put it down to a pair of Patrick and Belinda look-a-likes running around the area. It's simply a case of mistaken identity. When her husband was again approach about the sighting at the local disco he was on the phone. Something quite revealing was overheard as we stepped up. These words may speak volumes," Pooh Pooh, I know you're a good dancer. Mr. Skippy thinks you're the best. Yes. Yes. Okay how about..." He grew quiet when he noticed this reporter standing next to him and hung up the cell phone without a goodbye. |

| Trevor |
| The New Musical Creation from Trevor Lipton |
| The Lucky Star Lounge will take the Labor Day Weekend off/ Saturday, Sunday and Monday/ and operate limited hours/ 4pm to close next week returning all perky and rested Monday September 13 |
| I have a theme for my story today. Humility. Recently I learned the true meaning of humility. As the evening wore on a lonesome Friday evening at the Drop In Café I sat alone at the end of the bar sipping a Lagunitas IPA from a small glass. My wife was out of town with her book club on a gambling trip to Atlantic City. My girlfriend was with her daughter, Margarita, who was in the process of giving birth to triplets. My best buddy, Earl Swayback, was going to church all week to prove to his wife that he had changed and was a moral soul, not the drunken cheater he actually was most of the time. In the moment of self pity I was thinking poor poor me. I'm a great guy. I'm fun. I can talk about anything with any one. Why am I alone? Then the epiphany came rolling through. Maybe I should step back and re-access my situation. It is quite possible I have spent so much time swimming in lake me I failed to supply my friends and loved ones with support. In my times of greed and selfishness I was so consumed with myself nothing else mattered. Now, the reality had presented itself to me in the form of loneliness. From across the room a tight bodied brunette smiled at me. I waved her over. She was a nurse. Baby send me to her doctor. We talked real close for the rest of the evening buying each other small beers. When the bartender, Slim, began to shut her down for the night this package of beauty ask me to escort home. I looked at her, beautiful eyes wrapped around my heart and tugged. Carol, I told her, I am a married man. I have obligations. So I must be home by noon tomorrow I promised my wife I would clean the house. And I did make it home, but it was really around two and I got most of it clean, but I was satisfied I had begun the process of being more thoughtful. Finally, I am thinking of some one other than myself. |
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